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Gonks Go Beat
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Wikipedia article
'Gonks Go Beat' is a 1964 British science fiction/musical fantasy film, directed by Robert Hartford-Davis. It stars Kenneth Connor and Frank Thornton. 'Gonks Go Beat' is loosely based on the 'Romeo and Juliet' storyline and features 16 musical numbers performed by a variety of artists, including Lulu and the Luvvers, The Nashville Teens and members of the Graham Bond Organisation including Ginger Baker, Jack Bruce and Dick Heckstall-Smith. Other musical contributors were – and remained – obscure. The film includes an early appearance by the actor Derek Thompson performing with his twin sister Elaine (credited as Elain).
The title highlights the fad for gonk toys in mid 1960s Great Britain. The gonks appear in the opening title credits, whilst Lulu sings the theme song 'Chocolate Ice'.
Plot
At a point in the distant future, the inhabitants of Planet Earth have become divided into two factions who despise each other. In Beatland live the hip and trendy people who have long hair, dress in polo neck jumpers, jeans and sunglasses and listen to cool beat music. Their counterparts on Ballad Isle keep their hair short and tidy, wear button-down shirts and pressed slacks or floral dresses and twinsets, and listen exclusively to crooners. A musical competition is staged annually between the two sides, overseen by the neutral and powerful record company executive Mr. A&R (Thornton). For the rest of the year they regard each other with suspicion and antipathy, although they are not above sneaking into each other's territory to steal musical ideas.
Meanwhile, the overlords of a far-flung galaxy have been observing the squabblings and goings-on on Planet Earth with increasing exasperation. Finally, their patience with the earthlings is pushed beyond its limit and they decide to send their bungling representative Wilco Roger (Connor) to sort the situation out and bring about a reconciliation between the parties, with the warning that if he fails he'll be exiled to Planet Gonk, a fearsome and dreaded place where spherical furry soft toys shuffle around all day listening to Dixieland jazz.
On arrival, Wilco Roger makes contact with Mr. A&R. They're aware of a forbidden romance between a Beatland boy and a Ballad Isle girl, and use a combination of Mr. A&R's cunning and Wilco Roger's mystical powers to enable the couple to get together without fear and come up with a musical composition which will be acceptable to both sides. The time for the annual competition comes around, and the inhabitants are appalled when the Beatland boy and the Ballad Isle girl take to the stage together. But their song "Takes Two to Make Love" turns out to be the hit of the night, loved by both sides of the musical divide. Mr. A&R declares it the unquestioned winner and orders an end to the silliness as it has now been proved that everyone can live together and learn to appreciate all types of music.
Reputation
'Gonks Go Beat' was widely ridiculed on its original release as being so ill-advised and botched in execution as to have no appeal to any cinema audience demographic, whether of the younger or older generation. British film historian I.Q. Hunter
included 'Gonks Go Beat' in his list of contenders for "the worst British film ever made".I. Q Hunter, "From Window Cleaner to Potato Man" in 'British Comedy Cinema', edited by I. Q. Hunter and Laraine Porter. Routledge, 2012. . (p. 154) But in later years, it has acquired a reputation as a cult film, particularly appreciated by connoisseurs of the "so-bad-it's-good" genre. Its attractions include the absurdly silly storyline, cheap, cramped and wobbly cardboard sets, clunkily unfunny comic dialogue, a general air of amateurish ineptitude and the embarrassing spectacle of middle-aged actors such as Connor and Thornton obviously all-at-sea in this would-be "trendy" setting. The film was released on DVD in the UK in 2007 by Optimum Home Entertainment, who tipped the wink to its intended audience by describing it as "the 'Plan 9 from Outer Space' of film musicals", a description originally coined by the UK film critic Mark Kermode.
Cast
* Kenneth Connor as Wilco Roger
* Frank Thornton as Mr. A&R
* Barbara Brown as Helen
* Iain Gregory as Steve
* Terry Scott as PM
* Reginald Beckwith as Professor
* Gary Cockrell as Committee Man
* Jerry Desmonde as Great Galaxian
* Arthur Mullard as Drum Master
* Pamela Donald as Tutor
* Gillian French as Beatland Prime Minister
* Carlotta Barrow as Beat Girl
* Ann Chapman as Beat Girl
* Jo Cook as Beat Girl
* Babs Lord as Beat Girl
* Sarah Martin as Beat Girl
* Lyn Symonds as Beat Girl
* Lulu and the Luvvers as Themselves
* The Nashville Teens as Themselves
* The Vacqueros as Themselves
* The Trolls as Themselves
* The Long and the Short as Themselves
* Ray Lewis and the Trekker as Themselves
* Ginger Baker as Himself
* Jack Bruce as Himself
* Graham Bond as Himself
* Dick Heckstall-Smith as Himself
* John McLaughlin as Himself
* Andy White as Himself
* Derek Thompson as Singer
* Elain Thompson as Singer
* Alan David as Singer
Reception
* In 'The Spinning Image' Graeme Clark wrote, "time has been kinder to its daft novelty than a few of its peers, although that doesn't mean it's any good, it has just grown quainter with age."
* 'TV Guide' gave the film one and a half stars and wrote, "only fans of obscure mod bands will enjoy this teen exploitation item."
* "Cinedelica" wrote, "a fairly enjoyable, if very dated, slice of period silliness."
References
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